SPANC

“Well, if it’s all the same to you, can we crash here?” Blitz asked. “I have the motherload of 411s to drop on Sarge. And, we can ninja up some SPANC, if you’re hungry.”

SPANC or Separated Processed Animal Nutrient in a Can is a canned foodstuff that is commonly handed out as part of BL/ind’s disaster relief aid packs. It is also a common ration in mutant concentration camps and was sold extensively on mutant reservations.

In 2012, attempting to regulate corporate advertising, the United States congress passed the Paul Act. This act stipulated that all products solid in America could no longer be labeled anything other than what they contained. It was designed, they had said, to protect consumers. All it did create, however, was supermarket shelves full of bizarre acronyms as companies fought to brand themselves in the increasingly sterile marketplace. Consumers rebelled and the federal government was forced to bail-out companies by buying the majority of the remaining stock. As a result, most of the products were then utilized by government agencies, including the U.S. military. Spanc

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